So, Anyone Heard From Lindsay Lohan Lately?
America’s anti-sweetheart made quite the splash this week, and if you didn’t keep abreast of every poor life decision, bench warrant, flimsy excuse or court order that followed her over the last seven days, then congratulations, you have a life and well-placed priorities.
Which puts you one up on us and Lindsay Lohan, respectively.
That’s right, Hurricane Lindsay blew through both Los Angeles and Cannes this week, and left pretty much everything she touched worse for wear. Let’s sift through the wreckage together, shall we?
She started off the week strong, or at least strong-armed, hurling drinks at exes and then flying over to the Cannes Film Festival on an ultimately ill-advised trip to get photographed with what appeared to be cocaine tour luxury yachts promote her forthcoming porn star flick. Unfortunately, she also lost her passport, missed a court hearing, offered up one of the flimsiest excuses on record, had a bench warrant issued for her arrest, ponied up enough of her $100,000 bail to avoid arrest and got her court date rescheduled for Monday morning, for which her presence will most definitely be required. And she still managed to find time to hate on her dad! And party! That Lindsay. She always was a multitasker.
Up to speed? Good. Let’s move on…
Miss USA Has a Secret Stripper Past. Why Are We Not Surprised?
Forget the Best Actress Oscar. We’re pretty sure there’s a Miss USA curse.
First there was Tara Conner. Then Katie Rees. And who could forget Carrie Prejean? (Certainly not Rees.)
Now it’s time to get familiar—make that very familiar—with Rima Fakih, the newest Miss USA who seems more than capable of upholding the one tradition pageant officials would just as soon let fall to the wayside.
Ah, well. If they can’t nab ratings, they may as well try for headlines, right? Here’s the latest scandal…
Today, just hours after 24-year-old Fakih took home the crown, pictures have surfaced of her grinding her way down a stripper pole wearing a tank top and red booty shorts.
David Boreanaz Cheatgate: Here Comes Gloria Allred
Did David Boreanaz confess to being unfaithful to wife Jaime Bergman to thwart Gloria Allred?
The camera-loving attorney, who has already made cameos in the Tiger Woods and Jesse James cheating scandals, has now inserted herself into the Boreanaz case.
And it boils down to whether you believe she and her client were trying to shake down the Bones star or protect themselves from Team Boreanaz, led by his own pitbull attorney, Marty Singer.
“Marty Singer attempted to contact a woman who had a romantic relationship with David Boreanaz. She then retained me,” Allred says in a statement.
Charlie Sheen and Wife Brooke Split
After months of legal drama, rehab, bad disguises, buzz cuts and tabloid headlines, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller have split.
“Charlie has returned to old habits,” a source close to the Mueller family exclusively tells E! News. “Brooke has moved out of their family home. Brooke and Charlie still talk, but they don’t see each other.”
Despite reports that Sheen moved back into his house with an escort, in turn prompting Mueller to leave, the source says that scenario is “totally false.”
“Charlie is still in rehab,” the insider explains. “He isn’t living at home right now.”
There was no immediate comment from Mueller’s attorney on the marital turmoil. However, Sheen’s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, disputed the family source’s contention, telling E! News the information is “not true” without elaboration.
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