Happy New Year!
Reminder, just in case you thought it was 1995 because the headlines are about Charlie Sheen’s bad behavior, it’s actually 2010.
In fact, our first Week in Review of this fresh new decade is full of menchildren (mendren?), their naughty ways and the women who tolerate them before they empty out their side of the bedroom and secure legal counsel.
So, who caught Two and a Half Men in syndication the other night…?
1. Spotty Sheen: The Heidi Fleiss-era bad boy—more popular than ever now thanks to an overrated hit sitcom, Hollywood’s short memory and his twin sons—did his image no favors by getting arrested in Aspen on Christmas for allegedly assaulting and threatening to kill his wife of nine months, Brooke Mueller, while wielding a knife. Both supposedly want out of their marriage—despite all the love ‘n’ stuff—for various reasons. Sheen is one of the highest paid sitcom stars aroud. If you were in Muellers’ shoes, would your prenup suffice? Then again, she doesn’t exactly have a spotless record, either. Oh, if only walls, or Denise Richards, could talk…
2. The Odd Couple: Not one to slink down the totem pole of douches dudes behaving shadily, Jon Gosselin blamed Hailey Glassman for trashing his (or their?) NYC apartment. The apparently over-it 22-year-old says all she did was take the TV and a few other things that belonged to her on her way out and did not leave the place torn asunder. Even though Hailey claims Jon pushed her during a fight and Jon’s attorney has threatened Hailey with jail, the mature, rational adults are currently trying to work out their differences.
3. Fallout Boy: Tiger Woods lost another multimillion-dollar sponsorship, his third since he crashed his clown car and 12 alleged girlfriends rolled out. But look on the bright side, Tiger: AT&T isn’t the only carrier with good unlimited-texting plans. (And for the record: Unfortunately, it was indeed Tiger Woods in Florida that night. He wasn’t in Arizona like that hoax email suggested.)
Full Story Via E!
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