‘Slow Burn’ is an inferno of absurdity

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“She walks in smelling like mashed potatoes, and every guy within 30 feet wants to be the gravy.”

Such mouthfuls of hard-boiled nonsense regularly erupt from Luther Pinks (James Todd Smith, aka LL Cool J, as he is billed) in “Slow Burn,” a wooden police thriller that is as dull as it is impenetrable and ultimately beyond ludicrous. Luther has a thing about odors. People and places conjure the scents of grapefruit, mangoes and tangerines and even Big Macs in his amazingly sensitive nostrils.

Full Story Via SeattlePi.com

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